Sara Schaefer is Obessed With YOU this Friday

And, not to brag, but I washed Sara Schaefer's dishes yesterday. For reals. Don't pretend you're not jealous. I also learned what the drink New Jersey Turnpike is and watched Jon Friedman put a chair on his head, listened to Silver Jews, ate a cupcake with vanilla ice cream and laughed my ass of, of course. And it doesn't say it here, but you can buy adorable SSIOWY shirts, including this one that looks like a piece of candy, the kind with little twisties on the end. I heart those shirts and can't wait to rock mine all over town.

SARA SCHAEFER IS OBSESSED WITH YOU

FRIDAY, JULY 15, 8 p.m.

Celebrity Guest: Brian Stack (writer, Late Night with Conan O'Brien)

Musical Guest: Oceanographer (www.oceanographermusic.com)

And as always, someone who's been on Law & Order!

Juvie Hall Sketch Comedy Theatre

24 Bond Street, btw Bowery & Lafayette

Tickets $8, through Smarttix 212-868-4444, www.smarttix.com, or at the door

www.saraschaefer.com

www.juviehall.com