Live blogging The $1 Room

This guy just said something about a diet coke cap, and that totally wasn't the point of the joke, but I want one. He's funny - just talked about being a pothead and running an ice cream truck. He's a little person and is talking about being a lifeguard. Uh oh, my battery's gonna die.

To be continued, but Peter just said he wants to do the Coney Island diet - eat funnel cakes and hot dogs, then ride the Cyclone and puke.

Aziz just came on and is about to do his Cold Stone Creamery joke. Also, he now has a moutsache. "the basic concept is they take ice cream and just go apshit...dude, it's ice cream, why are you molesting it? leave it alone!"