I'm SO freaking tempted to do this, but I won't

Let Paul Scheer and Aziz Ansari Set You Up on a Date! (also Todd Barry!)

CRASH TEST presents... DATE TEST!
Monday, July 25 - 11 pm
UCB Theatre (26th btw. 8th and 9th Ave)

Are young, single, and ready to meet someone special?

If so - this Monday at "Crash Test" let acclaimed dating gurus Paul Scheer and Aziz Ansari set you up on a dream date! We'll treat you and your date to fine wine, delicious food, and much, much more. In addition, we have some great comedians joining us for this special installment of "Crash Test" including...

Todd Barry (Conan, "Falling of the Bone" on Comedy Central Records)

Patrick Borelli (Conan, Comedy Central)

and

Dan Cronin (Conan, Comedy Central)

If you are interested in Paul and Aziz setting you up on a date, please send us an email with the subject line "Date Test" and also include whether you are a boy or girl in the subject. In the body of the email, provide us a link to your myspace profile or friendster profile to crashtestUCB @ gmail.com. Also answer three questions for us:

1) Whats your favorite band?

2) Whats your favorite movie?

3) What celebrity do you most associate yourself with?

We'll only be setting up 3 dates, so act fast! You'll just need to show up at 10 pm at the UCB Theatre on Monday before "Crash Test" and Paul and Aziz will take care of the rest.

Don't miss this rare opportunity to let professional matchmakers Paul Scheer and Aziz Ansari set you up on the date of a lifetime!