who not to date: comedians

From Greg Gilderman's latest column on page 15 of Metro NY, titled "He's NOT the One:"

So remember, ladies, that guy is not The One if...

He's a comedian. I know comedians. I like comedians. But for all you ladies dreaming of the mirth that will ensure if you date a comedian, here's the real joke: your life will consist of telling him he's a genius when he's home, and wondering which drunk girl from the audience he's doing the wild thing with when he isn't.