"I'm literally going to vomit all over you right this second."

From my favorite funny bloggers:

Dirty Old Prom Queen on funny lines her students have said to her and she's said to her students

Carolyn Castiglia on the meaning of life

Potatoes!

I'm like a week late on this, but it's still funny if you had to walk across a bridge during the transit strike - Jeff Mac's message to his fellow pedestrians