Sara Schaefer Is Obsessed With You Destroying Her Copy Machine!

At "Sara Schaefer is Obsessed With You", Friday, August 19, a copy machine will die. And one lucky winner will help kill it!

HELP US DESTROY THE S.S.I.O.W.Y. COPY MACHINE!

Why? Because it's huge and doesn't work.
Plus, it feels good to destroy something in front of a live audience.

Here's how you enter:

Show us why you deserve to destroy the copy machine!

Submit your funniest, most outrageous true office story, e-mail, voicemail, powerpoint, fax, object, picture, etc. by Wednesday August 17 at 5 p.m. We will choose finalists who will present their entry on stage!

Our celebrity judge, BRIAN HUSKEY (UCB, Best Week Ever, etc.), will join Sara, the S.S.I.O.W.Y. writers, and the audience in picking the winner.

The winner will not only aid in obliterating the copy machine, but he or she will also choose the background music to which said copier will be annihilated. No doubt, an opportunity of a lifetime.

Submit entries to schaefersara at earthlink.net.

www.saraschaefer.com

Juvie Hall Sketch Comedy Theatre
24 Bond Street, btw Bowery & Lafayette

Tickets $8, through Smarttix 212-868-4444, www.smarttix.com, or at the door