Celebutantes, May 11 and 25

May 11th I'm at the Apple Store for I Heart Internet, but I want to see this show at UCB on the 25th (9:30, $5):

Celebutantes
In their second full length show, Glennis McMurray and Liz Black prove that watching too much TV can feed the soul and provide ample inspiration for a sketch show. With InTouch Weekly as their Bible and The Oscars as Mecca, these two ladies turn their idolatry of celebrities and obsession with pop-culture into a religion.
Wanting nothing more than to sit at the right hand of Pitt and Aniston and ascend to the gates of the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion, they settle for imitation, reenactment and, well, standing near the bathroom at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion.
Written and performed by Glennis McMurray and Liz Black
Directed by Jackie Clarke