Jessi Klein on "walk-of-shame shopping"

Paper magazine asked some writers, including Jessi Klein, Mike Albo, Augusten Burroughs and Periel Aschenbrand about their secret shopping habits. Here's our much-missed Jessi:

We girls pretend to like clothesshopping for a lot of reasons, but really, the truth is that we shop to look cute so that we can get laid. There, I said it...The only kind of shopping I like is the kind André Leon Talley doesn't fax about. It's the kind you do the morning after you get laid--walk-of-shame shopping.